May 21st, 2013 at 3:50PM

aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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May 21st, 2013 at 3:46PM

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(via marylovetaylor)

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May 21st, 2013 at 3:45PM

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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May 21st, 2013 at 3:43PM

(via callmehchewy)

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May 21st, 2013 at 3:43PM

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

(via callmehchewy)

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May 20th, 2013 at 5:03PM

(via guceubcuesu)

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May 20th, 2013 at 5:03PM

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

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May 20th, 2013 at 5:02PM
commodore-amiga: the-page-0f-space: I fucking love you, BBC. Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

commodore-amiga:

the-page-0f-space:

I fucking love you, BBC.

Is no-one going to comment on the title of the news report?

(via a-hopelessmess)

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May 20th, 2013 at 5:01PM

ghostgif:

tumblr giveaway: my virginity!

all you have to do is

  • follow me
  • be prepared for 22 seconds of awkward uncomfortable and sad sex

(via jimwhorrison)

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May 20th, 2013 at 5:01PM

vvorldwideweb:

im dumber than the spelling of lasagna 

(via drawinginthemargin)

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